• Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • Puerto Ricans: I was in Puerto Rico, I drove for nine hours, now I'm drowning in the ocean.
  • annaolphant:

    id hit up barnes and noble during the purge